Hey, so I bet I haven't posted in a while! I'm like, at skip=a lot on my friends list. What have ya'll been up to? Here's what I've been up to:

* I got A JOB.

* I got AN APARTMENT.

* I got A COLD.

* I got some extended fail on online dating (why am I so made of fail at this? Is it because I'm old? It can't be because I was ugly, because I looked like this when I was 27).

Anyhowser, I would write more except for the cold and my eyes and nose feel like they are about to BURN RIGHT OFF OF MY FACE.