February 4th, 2008
In the light of yesterday's Tom Petty admission, I've realized I have a number of (potentially) embarrassing crushes. I'm not 100% sure about how embarrassed I should be about them, since due to my private nature, I don't make a habit of sharing said crushes with others. But that ends today. I'm inaugurating a new regular feature here on worldforawhile: Potentially Embarrassing Crush Mondays (PECM)! Every Monday, I'll reveal one of my dirty little secrets, and I'll rely on you, dear readers, to tell me exactly how chagrined I should be!
Potentially Embarrassing Crush for Monday, February 4, 2008:

Eli Manning
Length of crush: ~6 weeks
Reason(s) for crush: Goober/Gomer Pyle aura higly appealing; Parody impersonation on KROQ's Kevin & Bean morning show, where he constantly howls, "mom says don't hurt Peyton!" highly amusing and endearing; I do not like Tom Brady (sorry,
missmp!), "Eli" is an unusual and hot (and hotly unusual) name.
Reasons I should possibly be embarrassed: See "reasons for crush," above.
So what say you?
Poll #1133044 PECM #1
Open to: All, results viewable to: All
Potentially Embarrassing Crush for Monday, February 4, 2008:

Eli Manning
Length of crush: ~6 weeks
Reason(s) for crush: Goober/Gomer Pyle aura higly appealing; Parody impersonation on KROQ's Kevin & Bean morning show, where he constantly howls, "mom says don't hurt Peyton!" highly amusing and endearing; I do not like Tom Brady (sorry,
Reasons I should possibly be embarrassed: See "reasons for crush," above.
So what say you?
Poll #1133044 PECM #1
Open to: All, results viewable to: All
Should I be embarrassed about my Eli Manning crush?
View Answers
Yes, you should absolutely be.![]()
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2 (8.7%)
No; it's weird, but not embarrassing.![]()
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5 (21.7%)
No, I totally see it!![]()
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8 (34.8%)
You'll have to get in line behind me, woman.![]()
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4 (17.4%)
Who is Eli Manning?![]()
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2 (8.7%)
Paul Revere freaking weeps, you America-hater.![]()
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2 (8.7%)