You know how I know you're COBRA?

You are astoundingly costly.

My premium total for the months of December and January is higher than the paycheck that I got in 2002.

Yeah. I better get hit by a car or get TB or something.

It's kind of weird, having been unemployed (by choice; I have a psychotic need to note that all the time) since September and yet still able to drop mad coin like that without going into debt. It's like, in a way, "I am SUCH THE AWESOMEST SAVER EVER!" and in another way ". . .there it goes. . .all my money. . .bye-bye money."

*wave*